A sex doll in the road caused a car crash on Route 34 in South Middleton Township, which is apparently a real place.
Blackburn Moves To Reverse FCC’s Internet Takeover
Tennessee Republican Representative Marsha Blackburn has re-filed legislation to reverse the FCC’s Christmas week Internet takeover, and has actually gotten a Democrat to co-sponsor the effort.
Obama Administration: Don’t Toy With Debt Limit Vote (Like Little O Did)
In 2011, voting against raising the country’s already massive debt limit is “pure insanity” according to the failed Obama administration’s economic advisory chairman Austan Goolsbee (believe it or not, that’s a real name).
Let The Healing Begin

Tax Deal Is Mostly For Crap
My real life has actually kind of taken over during the past couple of weeks, pushing me into a lame duck session sabbatical. I couldn’t let this tax deal go by without making a comment though.
Obama Seizes Web Sites
Less than a month after Tea Party groups, largely organized online, led a rebuke of his policies at the ballot box and pissed him off royally, Barack Obama has begun traveling down the slippery slope of seizing web sites with content he deems objectionable or illegal.
Left Threatens Bristol Palin’s Life In Lead Up To Dance Results
After attempting to terrorize her by sending a package of white powder to her care of Dancing With The Stars, the left has how issued death threats against Bristol Palin that are so credible they are effecting how the show’s finale and subsequent publicity activities are being handled.
What Are You Going To Do About North Korea, Dummy?
The Dummy-in-Chief was caught off guard earlier this week when the world discovered that North Korea had a modern uranium enrichment program that could fuel nuclear weapons, and he remained flat-footed as North Korea fired dozens of shells onto an island controlled by long-time adversary South Korea in what is being called “one of the most serious border incidents” since the Korean War in the early 50s.
Big Talker Downsizes: Stations Drops Beck and Hannity For 2011
WPHT-AM has announced that they are dropping radio titans Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity from their lineups beginning next January.
Rifle Toting Bensalem Lesbian Holds Police At Bay
Bensalem police say a lesbian with a rifle barricaded herself in her bedroom and held them at bay for three hours, at one point aiming the gun at officers, before being apprehended.