A poll conducted by CBS News finds that only 33% of Americans feel that the so-called “harsh political tone,” known by the anyone not trying to cash in on the tragedy as “normal debate that has always existed,” had anything to do with Saturday’s mass shooting outside a Tucson Arizona Safeway.
Dimwitted Sheriff Decides To Do Media Battle With Rush Limbaugh
Dimwitted bumpkin Sheriff Clarence Dupnik has decided who is responsible for Saturday’s “Tragedy in Tucson” that left 20 dead and wounded and, although he has someone named Jared Loughner in custody, he has pointed his craggy finger of blame at one of the most powerful men in the media: Rush Limbaugh.
Common Ground: Other Incendiary Images Which Must Be Banned
In the spirit of unity overtaking the country following the “Tragedy in Tucson,” I am joining with the left and calling for the banning of certain incendiary imagery that has no place in American life.
Homeland Security Looks To Anti-Semitism As Loughner Motive
FOX News’ Jennifer Griffin has obtained an internal Department of Homeland Security memo, published online by host Greta Van Susteren, that speculates Jared Loughner’s mass shooting in Tucson, Arizona this weekend was motivated by anti-Semitism. Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, a victim of the shooting and Loughner’s alleged main target, is Jewish.
Friend Says Giffords Shooter Jared Loughner Was Far-Left Radical – Will It Matter?
Caitie Parker, a high school and college friend of Arizona Massacre shooter Jared Loughner, says that she knew Loughner as a far-left radical who was obsessed with the band Anti-Flag and the prophecy that the world is going to end in 2012.
Congreswoman Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) Shot At Event Outside Tucson Safeway
Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, a moderate Democrat representing a district in Arizona that includes Tucson, was shot in the head at point blank range this afternoon as she held an event outside a Safeway in the city.
Creepy Old Man Very Concerned With Dating Habits Of Pre-Adolescent Girls
Inappropriate Joe, otherwise known as your Vice President Joe Biden, seems to spend a lot of time musing about the dating habits of 9 and 10-year old girls if the video below is any indication. He’s come up with some sage advice on the topic.
39% Of New York City Pregnancies End In Abortion
A new report by the New York City Health Department shows that 39% of all pregnancies in the city result in an abortion. This number has been misreported as 41%, but the other two percent are “spontaneous terminations,” i.e. miscarriages.
Muddled Mike Misses Own Swearing In
Apparently disoriented by the chore of keeping up his new Tea Party persona, former RINO Mike Fitzpatrick decreased the length of his second term in Congress by one day by missing his own swearing-in ceremony Tuesday.
Time To Hoard TastyKakes
If a steady diet of TastyKakes is essential to maintaining your fat ass and the fat asses of your fat-assed kids, you may want to head to whatever shopping establishment you’ve been using as your personal feeding trough and stock up. Tasty Baking Company is seeking a partner to avoid having to liquidate, despite millions of dollars in government grants, tax breaks and low-interest loans.