New Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie, a Democrat who rode into office proclaiming that he knew failed President Barack Obama’s parents and would shut all the birthers up by proving to the world Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961, can’t find Obama’s birth certificate.
Kermit’s Choice
Are we really congratulating our media for asking Chinese dictator Hu Jintao one question about human rights violations while we turn a blind eye to the murder of hundreds of thousands of babies a year?
Tucson’s Blabbermouth Sheriff Gagged
Clarence Dupnik, Tucson’s wildly speculating Sherrif / liberal media whore, has apparently been gagged from further discussing the mass shooting that took place on his watch earlier this month.
Liberals In Uproar As Limbaugh Mocks Chinese Dictator
Liberals are in a minor uproar over the impromptu impersonation of Chinese dictator Hu Jintao that Rush Limbaugh delivered on his radio show Wednesday.
NFL Has Toyota Remove Non-NFL Tackles From Non-NFL Ad
Toyota has removed footage of a helmet-to-helmet football tackle from an ad they produced at the request of the NFL although the ad had nothing to do with the NFL and the players depicted were not NFL players.
As It Turns Out, American Idol Actually Was All About Simon Cowell
Bo Bice couldn’t kill it. Taylor Hicks couldn’t kill it. The departure of Paula couldn’t kill it. The addition of Kara couldn’t kill it. Hell, even Ellen DeGeneres couldn’t kill it. But FOX let Simon Cowell get up and leave American Idol, and I’ll be damned if they didn’t kill it.
RIP New Political Tone
Days after calling for a new tone in politics, one that would lead to a greater understanding between the two parties, a Democrat has compared Republicans to Nazis for wanting to roll back government run health care.
There’s A Run On O.B. Tampons
3 Packs of o.b. tampons that usually sell for about $9 are reportedly going for upwards of $76 on eBay, and I say “reportedly” because I’m not about to perform my own search and have that weirdness in my browser history, after the brand mysteriously disappeared from store shelves.
Panic At Congressman Chris Smith’s (R-NJ) Office Over Suspicious Light Bulb
Hamilton Township Police rushed to the local office of Congressman Chris “Cap and Traitor” Smith (R-NJ) at the report of a suspicious object that turned out to be a discarded fluorescent light bulb.
How Long Until The Eagles Make A Play For Laurence Maroney?
Rumor has it that Andy Reid was so excited to hear that Denver Broncos running back Laurence Maroney had been arrested that he skipped the meal between breakfast and brunch.
