Sultry alleged Russian spy Anna Chapman, cruelly thrown out of the US on suspicion of espionage without even being given a trial or the opportunity to become a lingerie model, now hosts a TV show in her homeland and is considering a run for political office as part of Vladimir Putin’s United Russia Party.
Disaster Flick: Amy Adams Cast As Lois Lane In New Superman Movie
36-year old actress Amy Adams has been cast to play Lois Lane to 27-year old British actor Henry Cavill’s Clark Kent / Superman in director Zack Snyder’s upcoming reboot of the Superman movie franchise.
Keep Voting For Democrats, Dummies: Next Up – Taxing You By The Mile
After forcing you into smaller cars, tinker toy electric cars and hybrid cars, all the while promising you it’s going to cost you less to get where you want to go, the Federal government is now looking into implementing a system through which you get taxed by the mile.
TV Food Reporter: Biscotti Goes Great With Cock
A local television food reporter at Youngstown, Ohio’s WFMJ lets viewers know that, no matter how you pronounce it, biscotti always goes great with cock in the morning.
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Obama: I’m Keeping The Peace Prize
Famed narcissist and failed President Barack Obama got defensive about his unearned Nobel Peace Prize on Wednesday in response to calls that he give up the prize after rushing America into a war of choice against Libya.
[Video] Canadian Reporter Mark McAllister Has Bout Of On-Air Gibberish
Just a few weeks after CBS Los Angeles reporter Serene Branson’s bout of on-air gibberish, at first believed to be a stroke but later diagnosed to be the result of a severe migraine, Canadian reporter Mark McAllister melted down into nonsense during a report about the non-war war in Libya.
Dead: Elizabeth Taylor (79)
ABC’s Good Morning America, CNN and NBC News are reporting that actress Elizabeth Taylor, most famous for her role as Cleopatra, devotion to whackadoodle Michael Jackson, and multiple marriages, is dead.
Mediaite: Why Isn’t Glenn Beck Responding To Pissant O’Donnell?
Beauty Queen Meghan Brown Shoots, Kills Intruder
25-year old former Miss Tierra Verde (Florida) Meghan Brown shot and killed Albert Hill with a pink handgun as Hill struggled with her fiance during an alleged home invasion at the couples’ mansion.
Time Magazine Blockbuster: Obama Lied Us Into Libyan War Of Choice
Time Magazine steps around the issue gingerly, even seeming sympathetic at times, but the article at their Swampland blog makes it pretty clear that the failed Obama administration used exaggerated and unsubstantiated claims of a humanitarian crisis in Libya to allow for Obama to insert the United States into the conflict.
