Whore Claims Spitzer Went All Rape Fantasy On Her

High class über whore Ashley Dupre is keeping her mouth shut when it comes to the particulars of Eliot Spitzer’s whoremongering proclivities, but according to The NY Daily News another pricey hired hole says the disgraced former Democratic Governor of New York liked riding rough.

Apparently, it was a hard-knock life between the Governor and the tell-all tramp the Daily News only identifies as “Annie.”

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Obama Too Tired To Govern After 46 Days

Apparently, the first 46 days in his lifetime he’s held a real job have been a little taxing on the Teleprompter Messiah.  Let the American and British people be assured that Barack Obama wasn’t an asshole to Gordon Brown and family because he meant to be, he was an asshole to Gordon Brown and family because he’s too tired and overwhelmed to do his job properly.

Sources close to the White House say Mr Obama and his staff have been “overwhelmed” by the economic meltdown and have voiced concerns that the new president is not getting enough rest.

Alert Iran and North Korea; he who walks on media-poured water is off the clock when it comes to international affairs.  Must be above his pay grade.

A well-connected Washington figure, who is close to members of Mr Obama’s inner circle, expressed concern that Mr Obama had failed so far to “even fake an interest in foreign policy”.

Don’t worry though, the disasterous Obama administration is working hard to lay hands across the water and mend the fences.

The real views of many in Obama administration were laid bare by a State Department official involved in planning the Brown visit, who reacted with fury when questioned by The Sunday Telegraph about why the event was so low-key.

The official dismissed any notion of the special relationship, saying: “There’s nothing special about Britain. You’re just the same as the other 190 countries in the world. You shouldn’t expect special treatment.”

Or not.

The Sunday Telegraph understands that one of Mr Obama’s most prominent African American backers, whose endorsement he spent two years cultivating, has told friends that he detects a weakness in Mr Obama’s character.

“The one real serious flaw I see in Barack Obama is that he thinks he can manage all this,” the well-known figure told a Washington official, who spoke to this newspaper. “He’s underestimating the flood of things that will hit his desk.”

*Cough* Colin Powell *Cough*

Didn’t Obama want this job?  Didn’t he tell us he was ready to lead from day-one? Didn’t a 62-year-old man just complete an 8-year term (95 more months than this joker) without once whining about needing a nap?  Can’t vote “present” while you’re President.

Allies of Mr Obama say his weary appearance in the Oval Office with Mr Brown illustrates the strain he is now under, and the president’s surprise at the sheer volume of business that crosses his desk.

Homeless Man Dead in Bristol Township’s Tent City

Someone please tell me how the hell much worse Bristol Township will get before they just shut the whole thing down, throw everyone out, and start over.

Brian Kelly, 45, was found dead in his tarp-covered tent Wednesday night by other residents of Tent City, an enclave of the homeless near the canal in Bristol Township. An autopsy was scheduled for late Thursday afternoon, but authorities said they expected their reports would remain incomplete pending the results of toxicology tests.

What other suburban town allows this kind of thing to go on?  Is there a tent city in Newtown? Bristol Township is the embarassment of Bucks County.

Article Also ‘Misspeaks’ And Puts Obama At Meeting With Blagojevich

Barack Obama says he’s had no contact with Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich in relation to filling his now vacant Senate seat.  Obama adviser David Axelrod said they talked about it last month, but now says he misspoke.

I guess this article from Illinois’ KHQA also ‘misspoke’ on November 8, when they said that Obama met with Rod Blagojevich right after the election.

QUINCY, IL — Now that Barack Obama will be moving to the White House, his seat in the U.S. Senate representing Illinois will have to be filled.

Obama met with Governor Rod Blagojevich earlier this week to discuss it. Illinois law states that the governor chooses that replacement. There’s already been speculation about his selection…from Congressman Jesse Jackson, Junior to Illinois Department of Veterans’ Affairs Director Tammy Duckworth.

UPDATE: And “Poof” it’s gone.  Seems this “misspeaking” phenomenon is epidemic. There is this curiously written explanation for an article written on November 8 about a meeting on November 5.

The story housed in our website archive was on the morning of November 5, 2008. It suggested that a meeting was scheduled later that day between President Elect Obama and Illinois Governor Blagojevich. KHQA has no knowledge that any meeting ever took place. Governor Blagojevich did appear at a news conference in Chicago on that date.

Last time I checked, November 8 is not later in the day of November 5.

OJ Gets Light Sentence

OJ Simpson received a 15-year jail sentence, eligible for parole in 6 (Las Vegas Review-Journal says 9), for his role in a 2007 memorabilia robbery at a Las Vegas hotel.

My plan is to riot about the light sentence and the way in which OJ was never beaten by police at about 5:00 PM with the riot wrapping up around dinner time.  Who is with me?  If anyone can think of a good location where we can snag some free TVs (and maybe a Bow Flex – I think I need to exercise a little more) as an expression of our outrage please let me know.

In a long preamble before sentencing, prosecutors sought to pin the blame mainly on Simpson rather than his co-defendant. They said Simpson was the ringleader of the crime, the one who secured the guns and the one who escalated the violence.

“It could have been a lot worse,” the prosecution said. “He’s the person who ruined so many lives.”

Simpson’s two defence lawyers mounted strong appeals for clemency before an emotional Simpson stood up to say he was sorry. Wearing a blue prison suit, he defended his actions as those of a man trying to recover property that had been stolen from him.

“This was the first time I had an opportunity to catch these guys red-handed who were stealing my property,” Simpson told the judge.

“I did not mean to hurt anyone, I did not mean to steal anything, just my own stuff,” Simpson said. “I just wanted my personal things back… I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt anybody.”

UPDATE: The AP now says OJ’s sentence can be up to 33 years, but still eligible for parole in 9.

WPHT In Radio Ratings Dive

The latest Arbitron radio ratings are out, and details of the period beginning October 16 and ending November 12 are disturbing for Philadelphia’s Big Talker 1210 WPHT-AM.

Despite a hotly contested election, financial market meltdown and the Phillies’ successful World Series run occurring during the ratings period, the station was down almost a full share point and lost more than 272,000 listeners weekly compared to the month before.

Hmmmm…Increased interest in baseball, financial news and an election, yet the WPHT’s numbers were substantially lower overall.  Shouldn’t they have gone up? What could have changed during that time to account for the dive? I’m not finding individual show ratings anywhere yet, but let’s see if we can figure out what’s different. Glenn Beck? Nope, he’s the same.  Rush Limbaugh? Nope, same Rush. Sean Hannity? Nope, Sean stayed consistent.

Oh, yeah.  Now I remember. That opportunistic attention whore Michael Smerconish announced his support for Barack Obama in the Presidential race on October 17.

I don’t listen to the guy, but I hear his commercials during the listenable shows the rest of the day.  As a side note, am I the only one who says “like hell I will” every time I hear Smerconish tell me to call or patronize one of the station’s advertisers when he endorses them in a commercial during Rush’s or Hannity’s show?