Not exactly “no lobbyists working in the Executive Branch” or “Not one penny in tax hikes of any kind to those making under $250, 000,” but it’s still another lie.
Obamatron Jackass of the Moment: Kal Penn
If you haven’t watched this week’s episode of FOX’s House yet, stop reading now.
Did you stop reading? I’m serious.
OK.
It seems that actor Kal Penn’s character on House, Kutner, put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger because Penn himself put a gun to the skull of his career and pulled the trigger. He’s taken off from the hit show on the wings of a unicorn, soaring over a rainbow on his way to be a PR flack / Obamagandist for HopeChange House.
Penn’s character, Dr. Lawrence Kutner, shot himself to death on Monday’s episode of the show. Kutner was one of the three medical interns working under Dr. Gregory House, played by the Emmy-winning Hugh Laurie.
Penn, who campaigned heavily for Obama during his presidential run last year, will work as the Associate Director in the White House Office of Public Liaison — and take a serious pay cut along the way, the magazine reported.
“There’s not a lot of financial reward in these jobs. But, obviously, the opportunity to serve in a capacity like this is an incredible honor,” said Penn.
Turkish Born Canadian Flies Stolen Plane Into America Unhindered
Personally, I blame talk radio for taking a 1-year Canadian citizen from Turkey who goes by the entirely Presbyterian name of Yavuz Berke and riling him into such a frenzy that he had to steal a plane and fly it to America. I’m sure he had only the best of intentions, although I can’t imagine why he would want to come here, as we all know the health care system in Canada is far superior to that of the United States.
Surely he wasn’t trying to perpetrate any Man Caused Disasters, and it would be outrageous to suggest otherwise.
Obama / Bruni Comment Shows Tina Brown May Be Going Blind
Former publishing bigwig (current web site editor) Tina Brown is either blind or deluded.
It was smart of France’s ravishing first lady, Carla Bruni, to let her husband go to the conference without her. The second Madame Sarkozy was a big wow when she visited London last March, but she’s a shrewd enough PR hand to know she would suffer in comparison to the first and only Mrs. Obama.
There aren’t many ways France compares favorably to the US, but First Ladies is one.
Another difference between the two: Carla Bruni doesn’t want Barack Obama’s kisses.
Stunning Carla Bruni was business-like in her greeting — while her hubby treated the US President’s wife to a hug and Continental double kiss.
The former model gave customary pecks on both cheeks to Michelle Obama and other dignitaries when the couple arrived in France.
But when it came to the dashing US President the beauty kept a noticeable distance.
B101 To Stop Internet Streaming Sunday
Philadelphia soft pop station WBEB-FM (known to all as B101) will stop it’s internet simulcast as of Sunday March 15 in reaction to jacked-up royalty rates imposed by the customer raping music industry. The station will no longer provide internet streaming.
B101, Philadelphia’s number one station which also happens to be terrible unless you’re in the mood to eat a bullet or spend your evenings weeping endlessly, is one of the few radio stations not owned by a huge conglomerate.
Obama Wants Free Healthcare For Everyone (Except Disabled Vets)
The Obama White House has confirmed that His Failureness wants to make wounded war veterans use private insurance to pay for the treatment of their injuries sustained during their service to our country.
I’ll…Uhh…Be Out of Town…Uhh…On Spring Break
Faced with the prospect of having to leave his BFF the teleprompter back at Meltdown Headquarters, Barack Obama has begged off attenting the Gridiron Dinner. This makes His Failureness the first President since Grover Cleveland to miss the first dinner to occur during his Presidency.
Sure it’s a break in tradition, but something really important came up: Elementary School Spring Break for his daughters. They’ll be sunning in Chicago, and we all know the President of the United States has only sporadic transportation options.
Obama Cultist Pens Repetitive Ode To Destruction Of Economy
With hands outstretched palms up like she is singing praises to Jesus Christ, Barbara McDowell performs a song in honor of the Moonbat Messiah she apparently scribbled with little thought onto a sheet of paper about 5 minutes prior to starting the recorder.
When Schoolboy Fantasies Turn Ugly
Every once in a while you read the story of a comely slightly wild female school teacher getting involved sexually with a male High School student and think “What’s the problem? Is the kid really complaining?” Some of us actually were male High School students, and we remember those long afternoons spent daydreaming about any kind of attention from anyone. If it had to come from a female teacher, even if she was sort-of-haggy, so be it.
Anyway, there’s another such alleged incident in Florida (#1 place to be a guy in High School, by the way, has to be Florida). Then you read the name of the alleged teacher: Christy Lynn Martin. So far, all systems are a go. If Christy Lynn Martin isn’t a full-fledged porno name, it at least sound like it could belong to a fairly attractive stripper type.
Houston, we have a problem.
51% Of Democrats Said They Wanted Bush To Fail
Something lost in the media’s manufactured maelstrom surrounding Rush Limbaugh’s desire that Barack Obama’s economy destroying policies fail to come to fruition is the fact that, when polled in 2006, 51% of Democrats indicated they wanted George Bush to fail.
