A new poll of likely voters, conducted by polling firm Ipsos Public Affairs and published by Reuters, shows Republican Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate Tom Corbett leading Democratic Socialist candidate Dan Onorato by 15%.
Lower Southampton: Prepare For Storm That’s Coming Nowhere Near Us
Well, someone’s got a little too much time on his hands, advising residents to prepare for Hurricaine Earl which won’t be coming anywhere near us or affecting our weather in any way.
Meghan McCain: Sarah Palin Brought Tabloid Atmosphere
Attention whore Meghan McCain, who apparently stuck a crayon between those two things and wrote a book, accuses Sarah Palin of bringing “a tabloid-attention-getting quality my family has never had–and God willing, never will” to her father’s 2008 Presidential campaign when she was announced as his Vice Presidential candidate.
Report: Impossible For Murkowski To Overtake Miller In AK
Big Government reports on information from a well-placed source that it will be impossible for RINO Senator Lisa Murkowski to overtake conservative challenger Joe Miller in the vote count of their contested Republican primary.
Apparent Arson Suicide In Levittown
It isn’t every day you hear of a possible arson suicide, but if you’re going to have one in Bucks County chances are it’ll occur in the disaster area known as Bristol Township. Anything goes in Bristol Township, as long as you don’t let your curb develop a crack. Cracked curbs are a civil outrage.
Islamic Dry Run: Two Pulled From Flight For Apparent Terror Test
Two Amish Baptist Catholic Muslim men were pulled from a United Airlines flight bound for Amsterdam from Chicago for performing what authorities are calling the “preparation of a terrorist attack.”
Republicans Take 10-Point Generic Ballot Gallup Lead
For the first time in the history of Gallup’s Generic Congressional Ballot polling, Republicans have shot to a 10-point lead.
Democrat Congresswoman Gave Scholarship Funds To Relatives
Texas Democratic Socialist Congresswoman Eddie Bernice Johnson admits funneling thousands of dollars in college scholarship funds from the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation to four relatives and two children of an aide in violation of the foundation’s rules.
Liberal Loon Ed Schultz Threatens To Torch Rockefeller Center
MSNBC host Ed Schultz suffered an off-air melt down over the channel’s promotional materials during which he threatened to “torch” the MSNBC’s Rockefeller Center headquarters according to the New York Post.
OUSTING MURPHY: Poll Shows Fitzpatrick Ahead By 7%
A poll (PDF Link) conducted by Public Opinion Strategies shows Republican Mike Fitzpatrick leading Democratic Socialist incumbent Congressman Patrick Murphy by 7%.
