CNBC has announced that long-time Squawk Box and Squawk on the Street host Mark Haines has died suddenly at age 65.
Someone Talk Me Down: I Think I Like Tim Pawlenty
Something weird is happening, because after reading that former Minnesota governor and current Republican Presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty flat-out called his prior support of cap-and-trade “a mistake” and hearing him lay out his conservative credentials and display a little balls and fight on the Rush Limbaugh Show this afternoon, I think I’m starting to like him as a candidate.
Songwriter Joseph Brooks, Awaiting Trial On Sex Charges, Is Dead
Joseph Brooks, the songwriter responsible for the 1970s aural assault “You Light Up My Life” and accused of sexual assaults against 13 women, is dead of an apparent suicide.
Thank God: Mitch Daniels Not Running In 2012
Mitch Daniels, the architect of the Bush deficits and noted appeaser of liberalism, announced in a midnight Sunday email that he will not be seeking the nomination for President in 2012.
Rick Santorum: John “Tiger Cage” McCain Doesn’t Understand How War Prisoners Are Interrogated
You know, there are times when I feel bad that the internet has turned the name “Santorum” into the description of the byproduct of a deviant sex act. Then I remember that Rick Santorum is a total tool who torpedoed Pat Toomey’s first race for the Senate in favor of supporting Arlen Specter.
Local Jack & Jill Ice Cream Truck Driver Faces DUI Charges
I scream, you scream, we all scream for frozen urine.
You have to hand it to Jack & Jill ice cream for their unique approach. No one ever thought of actually having the kids run screaming toward the alleged drunk driver before.
Abortion Enthusiast & Demagogue Lisa Edelstein Leaving FOX Medical Drama ‘House’
Abortion enthusiast, Planned Parenthood cheerleader and demagogue Lisa Edelstein has announced that she won’t be returning to FOX’s medical drama House to continue her role as Dr. Lisa Cuddy following the show’s seventh season.
CBS Cancels Criminal Minds: Garofalo Edition
CBS has canceled low-rated spin-off Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, starring liberal loudmouth Janeane Garofalo, and renewed CSI: NY, which stars military supporter Gary Sinise. Read more
CNN’s Don Lemon: Hey, I’m Gay!
Former NBC10 weekend / fill-in anchor Don Lemon – now of CNN – has announced that he’s gay. Because there was apparently some doubt.
Donald Trump Decides Not To Run For President
Billionaire reality TV star – and the man who finally forced Barack Obama to produce his elusive birth certificate – Donald Trump has decided not to run for President.
