Nutty Oregon Democrat Representative David Wu has become the latest liberal pervert to resign from the US House of Representatives under the cloud of an unseemly sex scandal.
Philadelphia Eagles’ Desean Jackson Calls Radio Caller “Gay-Assed Faggot”
The Philadelphia Eagles’ hall of shame continues to march on, with Wide Receiver Desean Jackson describing a caller into an XM Sirius radio show on which he was a guest as a “Gay-Assed Faggot.”
Bully Obama To Take To Bully Pulpit This Morning(ish)
Failed President Barack Obama will hold his second press conference in a week this morning at 11 AM Obama Time (which is 11:30-11:45 in the Eastern time zone) to rail against Republicans for blocking his plan to spend more money we don’t have and raise taxes on job creators.
MSNBC Suspends Halperin After He Calls Obama “A Dick,” Actual Dicks Express Outrage At Comparison
Liberal cable commentary channel MSNBC has suspended Senior Political Analyst Mark Halperin after he called failed President Obama “kind of a dick” on this morning’s Morning Joe program.
Patrick Murphy Releases Video As Candidate For PA Attorney General
Ousted ultra-liberal former Congressman Patrick Murphy can’t wait to get back on the public payroll, so he’s running for Pennsylvania Attorney General.
The Philthy City: Flash Mob Knocks Over Upper Darby Sears
A flash mob of “40 people” organized through social media stole “thousands of dollars worth of merchandise” from an Upper Darby Sears store at around 7PM Thursday night.
The Philthy City: Flash Mob Breaks Woman’s Leg In Spring Garden
A flash mob of “30-40 men” attacked a female editor of satire web site the Onion in the Spring Garden section of Philadelphia Saturday night, breaking her leg and leaving her hospitalized. The attack, which followed another reported attack five blocks away, also left two others hospitalized with injuries.
Obama Releases Oil From The Strategic Reserve To Help Poll Numbers
The failed Obama administration has announced that it will release 30 million barrels of oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve over the next 30 days, citing a disruption in supply caused by the illegal war he started in Libya.
Congress Achieves Bipartisanship In Mockery Of Obama’s Illegal Libyan War Excuses
Call him a uniter, not a divider. Barack Obama has achieved rare bipartisan agreement in Washington with the strange defense he has offered justifying continuing his illegal war in Libya: We’re not engaged in hostilities.
Generic Republican Bests Obama By 5 Points Among Registered Voters
“Generic Republican” would beat failed President Barack Obama by at least 5 points if the 2012 election were held today according to Gallup.
