Timothy “AA+” Geithner has informed failed President Barack Obama that he will be staying on as Treasury Secretary despite S&P’s historic downgrade of America’s credit rating.
S&P Downgrades Obama’s Credit Rating To AA+
S&P has downgraded Obama’s massive government debt from AAA to AA+.
CNBC: S&P To Downgrade Obama’s Credit Rating As Early As This Evening
CNBC is reporting that the rating agency Standard & Poor’s is likely to downgrade America’s Triple-A credit rating, and that the move could come as early as tonight.
White Man Claims Racial Motivation In Trenton Attack
An unidentified white man says three black men he encountered on a Trenton bus “harassed, assaulted, knocked unconscious, and kidnapped” him before dumping him at the side of a Ewing road.
First Lady: Barack’s Grey Hair “Proves” He Deserves Second Term
Carney Reveals “White House Doesn’t Create Jobs”
Barack Obama’s boy sidekick Jay Carney provided whomever the GOP candidate in 2012 turns out to be with a ready-made campaign ad Thursday, when he told the adoring press corps that “the White House doesn’t create jobs.”
Grown-Ups Are Talking: Debt Negotiators Asked Obama To Leave Room
Democrat and Republican negotiators alike had to ask President Crybaby to leave the room in order to have any hope of reaching a deal to raise the nation’s debt ceiling.
Failed President Scolds Supporters, Laments Working Within A Democracy
Failed President Barack Obama, facing the lowest approval ratings of his disasterous presidency, scolded supporters at a pricey birthday centered fundraiser last night for expecting him to follow through on the soaring promises he made during his 2008 campaign to become President.
CB East Students Can Opt-Out Of Classes Taught By Natalie Munroe
If you’re a parent whose kid goes to CB East High School and don’t think your child is a “rude, disengaged, lazy whiner” or a “rat-like,” “frightfully dim,” “whiny, simpering grade-grubber,” you’re probably wrong. OK, just kidding. Your kid is, of course, a go-getter genius angel. Good news in any event, though. You can still opt-out of having your kid taught by Natalie Munroe, who wrote those things about her students on her now infamous blog.
What Is The Universal Service Fee? Free Cell Phones For Crack Heads!
Did you ever look at your welfare, LIHEAP, TANF and SSI checks, Medicaid reimbursement checks and your food stamps and say to yourself, “That’s nice and all, but how can I make the productive pay for my cell phone, too?”
