Open Border Governor Napolitano To Head Homeland Security

Multiple sources are reporting that Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano has been tapped by Barack Obama to lead the Homeland Security Department.

Her claim to fame, apparently, is blindly allowing a foreign invasion across the country’s southern border and deciding to punish the people who hire the invaders while allowing the invasion to continue without consequence to – or punishment of – the perpetrators.  Other than that, her only apparent qualification for the job is having endorsed Barack Obama back in January and giving him a little credibility.

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2.8% Raise For PA Lawmakers As Rendell Warns Against ‘Whining’

Pennsylvania’s lawmakers, judges and Governor are set to accept an automatic 2.8% pay raise even as the Governor warns of severe state budget cuts because of a $1-$2 billion shortfall and cautions that he doesn’t “want to hear any whining.”

The pay raise comes as the result of a 1995 law that mandates cost-of-living adjustments.  Rank and file legislators base pay goes up to $78,315 (the fourth-highest in the nation), and the Governor’s pay is estimated to increase to $174,956.

Rendell has suspended executive branch pay raises in the past and may or may not do so this year, but the lawmakers’ attorneys say they “have no right to forgo the raise.”  Darned convenient.

In the meantime, as the salaries for those who create fiscal problems go up, those who have to execute their doomed plans are being warned to expect deep cuts and those who have to pay for them are starting to be warmed up for a “broad-based tax increase.”  Raising taxes in a recession.  Where have I heard that before?

“We are going to do everything we can to get through this with as little harm as possible, but I also want to remind people that the cuts are coming, and I don’t want to hear any whining,” Rendell said.

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Rendell added that he hoped to avoid imposing a “general, broad-based tax increase” to balance the budget either this year or in the 2009-10 fiscal year, but could make no guarantees.

Yeah, “Gosh, I hope I don’t have to impose a tax increase.  Oops.  I guess I did have to.  Sorry.  I had to.”

Phillies Broadcast Games Move To 17 Next Season

Laura Nachman is reporting that the Phillies’ broadcast television games will move to Channel 17 from the CW’s Channel 57 beginning this year and lasting for three years.

In the announcement, Phillies executive David Buck said, “As an independent station, they have the ability to provide prime time coverage that will be complemented with the right balance of advertising and marketing support and we’re excited to have them on board again as our television rights holder.”

This is the third time with Channel 17 for the Phils.  Their games aired from 1971-1982 and 1993 – 1998.

The majority of Phillies games will remain on cable’s Comcast SportsNet.

Report Of A Third Bucks County ‘Naked Man’ Incident

The Intelligener is reporting that another incident involving a naked man in Bucks County may have occurred Monday.

A naked man twice approached a woman walking along a trail in Nockamixon State Park in Upper Bucks County, an official said.

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The incident at Nockamixon State Park occurred Monday, the same day a naked man ran up to a female jogger on New Hope Road in Buckingham, put her in a bear hug for about a minute and committed a lewd act.

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Scandal Magnet Eric Holder To Be Attorney General?

We’ve spent the last few years focused on making sure Guantanamo terrorists are read their Miranda rights, so it’s like putting on a comfortable old shoe to learn that the man behind Border Patrol agents raiding a private Miami Florida residence under the cover of darkness and sticking a submachine gun in a 5-year-old boy’s face could soon be at the helm of the Justice Department.

Eric Holder, of Elian Gonzalez debacle and Mark Rich pardon fame, appears to be Barack Obama’s choice as the new Attorney General of the United States.

Oh, and par for the Obama course, he’s a gun grabber as well.

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Beware The Naked Bald Attacker When Jogging In Bucks County

A naked, bald man attacked a female jogger on New Hope Road in Buckingham early Monday afternoon.

Police said a woman jogging on the road between Route 413 and Holicong Road was attacked from behind by a naked man. Police are investigating the incident as a sexual assault.

The woman said her attacker got her in a bear hug and lifted her upright. He then released her and ran to Holicong Road where he got into a silver sport utility vehicle, believed to be a Jeep Liberty. Police said the vehicle had a Pennsylvania license plate, but the victim could not get the tag number.

The man is described as between 30 to 35 years old, 5 feet 10 inches tall, bald, medium build and clean shaven.

I checked, and Doylestown native Michael Smerconish is considerably older than that.  You know, due dilligence. It would be much easier to be on the lookout for the suspect if the Courier-Times decided to tell us what race bald man we should be looking out for.

Apparently, this is not the first “naked man in public” incident in Bucks County this month.

The incident sounds similar to one that occurred in Middletown last week.

Middletown police said that on Nov. 11 a man wearing only a pair of socks was seen on Red Berry Road. Police said the man was described as a white male with a medium build and balding. He was last seen in a small silver SUV.

Definitely a white guy there.

Are police really having a lot of trouble spotting naked guys in socks running around the suburbs when driving around on their patrols?  Unsolicited Tip: If you see a naked guy driving a Jeep Liberty in the middle of November, pull him over.

Lower Southampton Residents To Sound Off Against Community Center

Residents of Lower Southampton Township can voice their opinions about the Township’s unpopular plan to build an unfunded and largely unwanted multi-million dollar Community Center on a residential side street Wednesday night, when the Township board meets at Assumption Church at 7PM.

The meeting has been moved from the Township building to the church to handle an expected large crowd in opposition to the center’s inappropriate location and outrageous cost.

A group of residents remain opposed to the location of the township’s folly as well as the situation regarding its funding and the wisdom of undertaking such an expensive project in a time of economic downturn.

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