The government’s “Cash for Clunkers” automobile trade-in program, widely touted by the media as a huge success, was actually one among a growing number of complete Obama administration failures.
AP: Stimulus Jobs Impact One Big Fat Lie
The Associated Obama Press has reviewed the government’s first report on the impact of the failed Stimulus package on the job market and found that the number of jobs reported “created or saved” by the $787 boondoggle is one big fat lie.
Michelle Obama: Glamour’s Woman of The Year
In the interest of equal rights in distributing undeserved awards, Glamour Magazine follows the Nobel committee’s award to Barack Obama by naming Michelle Obama Woman of The Year.
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Ratings and Circulation Down Because MSM Too…Impartial
Politico’s Michael Calderone provides the laugh of the week in his article pushing the contention that CNN’s ratings have collapsed and newspapers have lost 1/4 of their circulation in the past six months because those outlets are just to darned fair and balanced to be interesting.
Are You Fired Up Yet?
Hey, Phillies fans. Are you fired up yet?
Leaked Doc: Nancy Lacks Votes For Government Option
The internal Whip Count document tallying House of Representative votes for an ObamaCare bill with a public option shows that Democrats lack the votes necessary to pass such a bill by a large margin.
Duplicitous Senator Endorses Duplicitous DA Candidate
Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter, who I hear is a Democrat this week, has endorsed Democrat Bucks County District Attorney candidate Chris Asplen.
Obama Will Probably Let Iran Develop Nukes
Jeez. Why didn’t George Bush think of that? Why spend all of your time trying to prevent the crazy people from getting the nuclear weapons when you can just let them have the nuclear weapons? Problem solved. They probably won’t use them before Election Day 2012, and that’s all Obama cares about anyway.
Larry David’s Crap Show: Peeing On Jesus A Riot
People go on and on about Larry David’s crap HBO show Curb Your Enthusiasm. We tried to watch it once. We made it all the way through, but there wasn’t much funny going on there and we never watched it again. I guess it’s one of those things where, if you like the guy’s personality and point of view you think it’s funny, and if you don’t you don’t. I don’t.
Cops Say Phillies Fan Willing To Whore For World Series Tickets
I don’t know what’s better about the Phillies making a return trip to the World Series; the Phillies actually making a return trip to the World Series, or the utter buffoonery that some Phillies fans are willing to undergo for my amusement as a result.
