If you want to hear borderline psychotics spewing wacky hate-filled liberal rants, you’re limited to the unwashed lunatic on the corner of your local downtown. The unwashed lunatics of Air America are off the air after the network filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy.
Specter To Bachmann: “Act Like A Lady”
Crypt Keeper and party-confused Senator Arlen Specter pointed his gnarled old fingers at Republican Representative Michele Bachmann and warned her to “act like a lady” during a heated exchange yesterday on Dom Giordano’s 1210 AM radio show.
Religious Device Disrupts Flight In Philadelphia
Muslim with no luggage pays cash for international flight and boards with explosives in his underpants: No problem. Jewish guy with a religious prayer device: Big problem.
One Day Until Guantanamo Closes
There is just one day left until the terrorist detention camp at Guantanamo Bay closes. I know this because failed President Barack “I’ll Put It On C-SPAN” Obama told me so on January 22, 2009.
Jobless Increase “Unexpectedly” Again
The number of first-time jobless claims rose “unexpectedly” again last week, spiking by 36,000 as compared to the previous week to a new total of 482,000.
Teabag That
We stole Ted effing Kennedy’s seat.

Dem Makes Car Accident Analogy To Protect “Kennedy Seat”
On the eve of seeing the Senate seat that Ted Kennedy held for 47 years handed over to a Republican who ran specifically as the vote that would kill Kennedy’s dream Health Care legislation, Democrats are getting a little punchy.
Former Representative Greenwood At Coakley Fundraiser
Alleged Republican and former Congressman for Pennsylvania’s 8th Congressional District Jim Greenwood was spotted at a Washington, DC fundraiser thrown by big money lobbyists for Democrat Senate Candidate Martha Coakley last Tuesday.
Republicans: Kirk’s Term Ends When Polls Close Tuesday
Massachusetts Democrats have threatened to delay the certification of Scott Brown’s election should the Republican, who has pledged to become the vote that would kill Obamacare in the Senate, succeed in winning the special election to fill the seat vacated by the timely death of Ted Kennedy.
Coakley Says Catholics Unfit For Emergency Room Jobs
Self-destructive Massachusetts Democrat candidate for the US Senate Martha Coakley begrudgingly admitted to a radio interviewer that religious freedom is allowed by law, but said that Catholics who expect it shouldn’t seek jobs in emergency rooms.