Former NY Giant linebacker Lawrence Taylor was arrested in New York on charges he raped a 15-year old runaway.
Students Sent Home For Wearing American Flag On Cinco de Mayo
Five American-American Morgan Hill, CA high school students were sent home from school yesterday for committing the “incendiary” atrocity of wearing clothing bearing the image of the American flag on the same day the Mexican-American students were trying to celebrate the drunkard’s holiday of Cinco de Mayo.
Leno Puts Shahzad On “Team Coco”
If there’s anything that Conan O’Brien’s appearance on last Sunday’s 60 Minutes proves, it’s that O’Brien is an unfunny sad-sack tool.
Yeah – Let’s Negotiate Seriously With This Guy
Iran’s madman dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told ABC’s George Stephanopoulos that, contrary to some reports, Osama bin Ladin doesn’t live in the Teheran. Ahmadinejad knows that bin Laden currently resides in Washington, DC.
NYT: Shahzad Apprehended Despite Keystone Kops Pursuit
Apparently tired of losing money, the New York Times has decided to report actual news in the past couple days. First it was their report about the Obama regime’s massive failures in handling the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, and today it’s their report about the Obama regime’s massive failures in apprehending the guy they say is responsible for Saturday’s terrorist attack on New York’s Times Square.
Murphy To Assume Murtha’s Committee Seat (For 8 Months)
Nancy Pelosi’s back scrubber Patrick “Patlosi” Murphy will assume the Appropriations Committee seat vacated by the timely death of fellow corruptocrat John Murtha until Murphy is relieved of his office in January by whichever Republican wins the PA-8 primary on May 18th.
Gaining Steam: Demanding Entry To “Los Suns” Game Without Ticket
The Phoenix Suns are planning to wear their orange “Los Suns” jerseys for game two of their playoff bid, on the drunkard holiday of Cinco De Mayo, to protest the recently passed tough Arizona immigration law according to team Managing Partner Robert Sarver.
White Powder Sent To Arizona Governor
A letter containing white powder was opened at the constituency services office of Republican Arizona Governor Jan Brewer.
Teen Phillies Fan Tasered After Running Onto Field
A Philadelphia police officer used his taser on a 17-year old Phillies fan who ran onto the field at Citizen’s Bank Park during the 8th inning of last night’s game against the St. Louis Cardinals.
Quick Hit: Liberals Lauding The “Law Enforcement Approach”
I’m seeing a few leftist sites (most notably this regime shill) claiming that failed President Barack Obama’s “law enforcement approach to terrorism” led to the apprehension of accused Times Square terrorist Faisal Shahzad.
