Nelson County Sheriff Ed Mattingly seems quite relieved that the suspect his local law enforcement officers were forced to shoot last weekend is white because, otherwise, the media would have blown it out of proportion.
Surprise: Nobody Watches MSNBC
MSNBC’s ratings are so low that it doesn’t even look like people are mistakenly tuning to it. It seems like even people who work at MSNBC don’t even watch it.
Infrastructure: Derailed Amtrak Train Was Going 107 In A 50 Zone
An analysis by the AP shows that the Amtrak train that derailed in Philadelphia Tuesday night was going 107 miles per hour into the crash site, where the speed limit is 50.
Poll: More Than Half Of Country Would Not Consider Voting For Hillary Clinton
51% of Americans would not consider voting for Hillary Clinton according to a George Washington University poll.
Tom Brady Suspended 4 Games For Soft Balls
Cheating New England Patriot quarterback Tom Brady has been suspended without pay for 4 regular season games following a league finding that he was aware the team was using partially deflated balls.
Incompetent Marilyn Mosby Appears On Stage With Prince
Incompetent Maryland state’s attorney Marilyn Mosby appeared on stage with Prince over the weekend as the singer performed a tribute to drug dealer Freddie Gray entitled “Baltimore.”
Rutgers Wants Minority Mascots, Washington Redskins Completely Confused
The students at Rutgers “University” are demanding that their traditional white knight mascot be updated to a series of mascots reflecting the races and genders (apparently there are now more than two) and sexual preferences that make up the “university’s” student body.
Baltimore’s Incompetent Marilyn Mosby Incorrectly Charges Two
Marilyn Mosby, the Maryland state’s attorney for Baltimore who is clearly in over her head, incorrectly charged a lunch lady and plumber in the death of frequent drug offender Freddy Gray that touched off a week of rioting in the city.
Joss Whedon, Hoisted On His Own Social Justice Petard, Quits Twitter
Noted Social Justice Warrior and Avengers: Age of Ultron auteur Joss Whedon has quit Twitter after the Internet Outrage Mob turned its wrath on him for his portrayal of a female character in the film.
Carly Fiorina, Ben Carson Announce Candidacies For President
Retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson and former tech CEO Carly Fiorina have both announced they’re vying for the 2016 GOP nomination.
