Like most other thieves, Democrats are on a never-ending quest to find new and creative ways to separate you from your money. Their newest idea is a little more direct than most: Cut themselves in every time you try to access or spend your own money.
Where Are The 400,000 Jobs Pelosi Said ObamaCare Would Create “Immediately”
Among the lies forwarded by Democrats during their year-long obsession with socializing America’s health care system was Nancy Pelosi’s 11th hour claim that passing ObamaCare “will create 4 million jobs, 400,000 jobs almost immediately.”
Police Investigating Hoax Emails Announcing Senators’ Deaths
US Capitol Police have been called in to investigate a series of hoax emails announcing the fake deaths of several Democrat Senators.
Police: Lesbian Faked Gender For Sex With Teen Girl
Local officials say 31-year old Ohio woman Patricia Dye pretended to be a fictitious teen-aged boy named Matt Abrams in order to get a teen-aged girl to have sex with her in a motel last month.
Texas Rangers Fan Falls From Second Deck Trying To Catch Foul
A Texas Rangers fan fell from the second deck at Rangers Ballpark trying to catch a foul ball.
Philadelphia Wastes Stimulus On Smoking, Fatassery
$25.4 million in funds from Barack Obama’s failed Stimulus is being used by the city of Philadelphia to combat smoking and the epidemic of fatassedness.
Men At Work Lose Suit Over Flute Riff
The Australian pop group Men at Work will have to pay a publishing company 5% of the post-2002 royalties from their early 80s hit “Down Under” because a judge found the flute riff in the song similar to the melody of a popular Australian campfire song.
Prolific Armed Robber On The Loose In Bucks County
Police from two Bucks County departments are looking for the man who robbed two stores in Lower Southampton and one in Doylestown with a small silver revolver over the holiday weekend.
Will Sexually Stunted Idiots Burn Something Down This Weekend?
Chances are high that at least one sexually stunted idiot in Bucks County who gets a persistent chubby watching stuff blow up and / or burn up will burn up the property of someone else this weekend.
Patrick Murphy Deems Phony Federal Budget Passed
Patrick “Patlosi” Murphy was among the 215 Pelosi Democrats who voted to “deem” a non-existent $1.1 trillion Federal budget passed to facilitate the continued reckless, destructive spending of the out-of-control Federal Government.
