Weiner Admits Boner, Calls Whole Affair “Mistake,” Does Not Resign

Perverted liberal Congressman Anthony Weiner admitted during a late afternoon press conference that he tweeted a lewd photo to a busty Seattle coed over Memorial Day weekend and smeared others while lying about it.

Weiner also admitted to inappropriate online sexualized contact with up to 5 other women over the past three years, but would not reveal how much of the contact took place after his recent marriage except to confirm that some of it had.  Weiner admitted that he had made no attempt to verify the ages of the females with whom he had exchanged illicit comments and dirty photos, and seemed entirely fine with that.

Weiner, dripping with tears, apologized to his wife, Andrew Breitbart and the media, but naively thinks he will be able to weather the scandal without resigning his seat in the House of Representatives.  After initially calling the affair a “hacking” and then a “prank,” Weiner today referred to it as a “mistake.”

Weiner did not offer any explanation as to how this was different or less worthy of a resignation than what happened to Chris Lee earlier this year, when it was revealed that the married Lee had sent a shirtless photo to a potential date.  He was not asked anything about the Chris Lee incident.

Weiner was asked about how this sexting scandal relates to that of Mark Foley, but he would not answer the question.

 

 

One thought on “Weiner Admits Boner, Calls Whole Affair “Mistake,” Does Not Resign

  1. DarkDays says:

    At first I’d hoped that Weiner would blow himself (out) by sundown a la the referenced Chris Lee. Imagine though – a double standard from the lib scumbags, even with the relatively innocuous nature of Lee’s digital demise. Of course, as Lee was also married, the ‘innocuous’ description applies only on the greasy-seamy-Weiner-sexual-pervert-to-woman/girls scale.

    I now pray that he resists the inevitable as long as possible in order to contaminate his hypocritical liberal brethren for as long as possible.

    May his glorious twisting in the wind never stop.

    Ye gods, please make this last to November 2012 to coat even the failed leader of Weiner’s party with his cringe-inducing stench.

    But who am I kidding? Weiner will surely never survive the armageddon-level image which Breitbart has loaded in the tube.

    Enjoying it as long as it lasts.

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