Dr. Barbara Bellar, a state senate candidate from Illinois, manages to summarize the unpopular Obamacare tax scheme in one gloriously long and fantastically humorous sentence.
Hot Air’s Ed Morrissey provides a partial transcript, although he left of a funny bit at the end.
So, let me get this straight. This is a long sentence. We’re going to be gifted with a healthcare plan that we’re forced to purchase and fined if we don’t, which purportedly covers at least 10 million more people without adding a single doctor but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that didn’t read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a President who smokes — [laughter] — same sentence! — with funding administered by a Treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, for which we will be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government that has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese — [laughter] — and finally, financed by a country that’s broke.
I’ll add the coda
…so what the blank could possibly go wrong?
Classic, and it’s already going viral with over a million views in just a few weeks.