Socialists To Socialize

America’s Socialist President Barack Obama has invited France’s new Socialist President Francois Hollande to the White House.

The pair plan to dine on Poodle and spend some quality time giggling about their shared abilities to penalize success, buy votes with promises they charge others to keep, and cripple economies.

Obama’s relationship with outgoing French President Nicolas Sarkozy has been complicated.  On one hand, Sarkozy once openly chastised Obama for not having balls when it came to foreign affairs.

Sarkozy: “We live in the real world, not the virtual world. And the real world expects us to take decisions.”

“President Obama dreams of a world without weapons … but right in front of us two countries are doing the exact opposite.

“Iran since 2005 has flouted five security council resolutions. North Korea has been defying council resolutions since 1993.

“I support the extended hand of the Americans, but what good has proposals for dialogue brought the international community? More uranium enrichment and declarations by the leaders of Iran to wipe a UN member state off the map,” he continued, referring to Israel.

The sharp-tongued French leader even implied that Mr Obama’s resolution 1887 had used up valuable diplomatic energy.

“If we have courage to impose sanctions together it will lend viability to our commitment to reduce our own weapons and to making a world without nuke weapons,” he said.

Mr Sarkozy has previously called the US president’s disarmament crusade “naive.”

On the other hand, there was that time they enjoyed ogling the ass of a 16-year old Brazilian girl together.

In the end, I’m sure Obama will be much more comfortable during his last 8 or so months before leaving office with a fellow Socialist leading one of Europe’s most American hating countries. Birds of a feather.