Muppet Company Declares War On Christians

The company behind The Muppets has taken a break from its daily routine of causing ADHD to declare war on Christianity and the traditional family unit.

Jim Henson Co severed its business relationship with Chick-fil-A following comments by Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy in support of traditional biblical values.  Lisa Henson, President of Jim Henson Co strongly supports unnatural marriage according to a statement released by the Henson company.

The companies had been working together on kids’ meal toys.

But after last week, when President Dan Cathy said the fast-food giant was “guilty as charged” of supporting “the biblical definition of the family unit,” Henson Co. nixed the partnership.

The company posted the following statement on its Facebook page: “The Jim Henson Company has celebrated and embraced diversity and inclusiveness for over 50 years and we have notified Chick-fil-A that we do not wish to partner with them on any future endeavors. Lisa Henson, our CEO, is personally a strong supporter of gay marriage and has directed us to donate the payment we received from Chick-fil-A to GLAAD” (an advocacy group for lesbian, gay and transgender people).

I’ll tell you what: Conservatives and other believers in traditional values better start rallying around these companies who are brave enough to stand up for traditional values, and we need to start effectively connecting the dots between the decay of this country’s moral fabric to the various societal ills this decay causes.  That includes people feeling comfortable bursting into a crowded movie theater and shooting up the patrons.  When values and morals erode, all values and morals erode.

That is not to say that unnatural marriage is the cause of Aurora. Of course it’s not. What causes things like what happened in Aurora is our society’s fading belief in something larger than ourselves.  When each individual is made to believe that he is his own higher power and the satisfaction of his every desire rises above all else, it makes it easier for things like Aurora to happen.