MSNBC Suspends Halperin After He Calls Obama “A Dick,” Actual Dicks Express Outrage At Comparison

Liberal cable commentary channel MSNBC has suspended Senior Political Analyst Mark Halperin after he called failed President Obama “kind of a dick” on this morning’s Morning Joe program.

A contrite Halperin, who couldn’t be more of an Obama fan and gushed over him in his love letter “Game Change,” apparently agrees with the decision that some opinions strike too close to home for MSNBC.

I completely agree with everything in MSNBC’s statement about my remark. I believe that the step they are taking in response is totally appropriate. Again, I want to offer a heartfelt and profound apology to the President, to my MSNBC colleagues, and to the viewers. My remark was unacceptable, and I deeply regret it.

In a statement, The American Association of Dicks expressed outrage over how Halperin had impugned their good name by comparing them to the disastrous President.

We never started an illegal war or destroyed the most powerful economy in the world. All we ever tried to do was provide relief for men and pleasure for women.

Worse things are said about Republicans on MSNBC hourly.  Ever heard the term “teabagger?”