Model Cassandra Bankson Says She Has Two Vaginas

YouTube “star” and apparent model Cassandra Bankson says that a routine scan for back pain revealed that she has two vaginas.

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Asked for comment, Bruce Jenner exclaimed, “That bitch.  I didn’t even get one.”

Nancy Pelosi replied, “Me either.”

According to Bankson, doctors told her she has two vaginas, wombs and cervixes.  She’s only got one holy hole though, for some reason.

The 22-year-old, from San Francisco, set up her channel four years ago to offer advise on everything from living with severe acne, to make-up tips and how to deal with bullies.

When she started to complain of back pain last summer, doctors suggested she undergo an ultrasound, MRI and blood tests.

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Cassandra, who also works as a model, said: ‘When we got the test results back the doctor said I only had one kidney and flippantly added that I have two vaginas – as she suspected.

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‘Most vaginas are one large cavity but this is a complete separation into two different cavities.

‘I was shocked and the doctor explained to me that it was like an upside nose.

Apparently, Bankson has weird periods because of it, which is…fun…I’m sure.

She added: ‘I kind of walked in and said, ‘guess what mom I’m twice the woman – I have two vaginas’.

‘She really didn’t know what to say and my dad was really shocked.

‘He’s a math guy so was trying to figure out how this would even be possible but they’re cool with it.

He’s a math guy and couldn’t figure out how to count to two vaginas?