So, remember how Mitt Romney put his dog Seamus in an enclosed crate on top of the car for a vacation drive from Boston to Canada in 1983? Well, as it turns out, that’s not exactly the most disturbing incident between a 2012 Presidential candidate and a canine.
Barack Obama ate a dog, according to noted author and Grammy winning spoken word performer Barack Obama.
The disgusting revelation comes from Chapter Two of Bill Ayers’ Barack Obama’s book Dreams from My Father.
“With [Stepfather] Lolo [Soetoro], I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”
Mitt Romney’s dog lived until he was 15. Barack Obama’s dog lived until he was dinner.
Here’s Obama telling you all about it.
The artist known as Jim Treacher notes…
Say what you want about Romney, but at least he only put a dog on the roof of his car, not the roof of his mouth.
The Obama campaign struck back at Barack Obama’s own fond remembrance of eating a dog via Twitter.
What’s the next attack @EricFerhn and the RNC will surface on a 6-10 year old?
— Ben LaBolt (@BenLaBolt) April 18, 2012
How silly do I feel right now? It’s not like Barack Obama has eaten a dog, like, recently. He crapped out that dog he ate a long time ago. At least one of them. For all we know, the dog eating continued for a while. The Obama campaign appears to verify the dog eating took place over a period of 4 years.