Al Sharpton Nabs Stunningly Beautiful Young Girlfriend

Peddling hate and division pays dividends far beyond the monetary, apparently. Witness the stunning 35-year old Aisha McShaw, who willingly admits to being 58-year old Al Sharpton’s “girlfriend.”

McShaw follows the considerably less stunning former James Brown backup singer Kathy Sharpton, Al’s wife of 24 years who he dumped in 2004.

Upon learning the news, Barack Obama was observed banging his head against the wall and muttering “Stupid Jimmy Soul” over and over again.

ā€œIā€™m his girlfriend,ā€ McShaw said before Sharpton intervened to shepherd her away from a reporter.

Apparently, McShaw and the disturbing looking NBC News race baiter have been dating for quite some time.