Ubiquitous comedic actor Fred Willard was arrested with his pants down and own willard in his hand in a Hollywood porn movie theater last night.
Willard, who is 72 freaking years old, was booked on charges of lewd conduct. While it’s unclear if he achieved release in the theater, he did achieve release from police custody shortly after having been charged.
Wikipedia tells me that he’s been married to the same woman since 1972, in which case I’m inclined to cut him some slack. But, grandpa, let me tell you about this neat thing called the Internet and also introduce you to this device over here which the kids call a DVD player.
According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old “Anchorman” star watching last night’s feature … with his penis exposed and in his hand — aka, pulling a Pee-wee Herman.
We’re told Willard was arrested around 8:45PM and booked for lewd conduct.
You know you’re dealing with an old dude when he even gets his porn on the Early Bird special.
Here’s some information about Hollywood’s Tiki Theater from a review on Yelp!
A quarter of the audience is wearing hooded sweaters and smoking crack, another quarter is jerking off, the rest are jerking each other off, cruising for a jerk off or doing something so vile you probably wouldn’t want to see it. Let’s assume they’re hiding murder weapons or making a list of items to add to their next rape kit.
There’s a special kind of sick that goes with giving yourself a yank in public. I hope Willard seeks professional assistance, or at least finds a helping hand.